Jeff: You know Derek?
Wardrobe: Ah yes, he of the leather jackets and tank tops.
Jeff: In the next episode he’s gonna go darkside and try to burn Chris Argent alive. Find something for him to wear.
Wardrobe: Don’t worry, we’ve got this covered. This will be Derek’s most bad ass outfit yet.
Wardrobe: *pulls out adorable maroon jumper with thumb holes*
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
#ok but u kno this is an accurate portrayal of their sex life and how they like it#like Stiles likes it hard and dirty #just gettin’ in the door still with his jacket on#Derek surprising him and goin’ down on him real quick and filthy#pants around his ankles not even a hello honey how was your day#which he probably says every time#and Derek huffs against his thigh maybe bites at a little #and it works every time#the first time he maybe hit his head a bit hard in the middle of sayin ‘oh fuck Derek— ah fuck’#and Derek probably made a remark about him losing brain cells#and Stiles probably said something ~witty like lol maybe you should make me lose some more#mmm cos you know he’d be super bad at dirty talk #till he gets a bit practised#till he learns what gets Derek going yeah then#THEN you got Derek and you KNOW he likes it slow#he likes it when Stiles takes his time#takes him apart piece by piece until he’s breathless with want#like Stiles’d dig a little bit of teeth that little bit of an edge of pain#but he wouldn’t want Derek to feel ANY pain#cos he’s a sucker and you know he wants Derek to have NICE things#NICE sweaters for Christmas and NICE pillow talk and NICE head#where he just totally worships the fuck out of Derek#and Derek falls apart under his hands #BUT ALSO FEELS TREASURED#MHM cos lbr they’d probably do filthy things but you can bet your ass they’d be nice about it#they’d be the losers thathold hands under the table whilst they’re throwing chips at each other#or insult each other inbetween kisses#best of both worlds all in one pretty gifset (✿◠‿◠) (via stilinskisparkles)